i refuse to be seen in public without at least four people following me snapping their fingers aggressively
I’m reblogging this everyday.
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.
these guys will be the death of me.[x]
i died at the pH value
I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life
Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.
I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.
oh my god i just witnessed a dramatic breakup between two 13 year olds
poor little fuck
We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days
We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden
my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it is now
Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize
Amazing button sculptures by Miami based artist Augusto Esquivel. Absolutely stunning stuff!
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME