Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial.
oh man =)))
YOUR KISS IS COSMIC
This post as reached critical levels of perfection.
“Do you know what I want for my birthday?”
is there a pizzeria called “another one bites the crust” yet and if there isnt then why not
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle
im not sure how
but i can see it
[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
#I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT